Sitemap - 2023 - everyone is entitled to my own opinion
this year in stupid: 2023 — part 3
this year in stupid: 2023 — part 2
this year in stupid: 2023 — part 1
BEST OF 2023: the right-wing hate machine created a monster and handed him a weapon of mass death
BEST OF 2023: don’t give me any bullshit about how unfairly Donald Trump is being treated
what the fuck does The New York Times think it’s doing?
this week in stupid: December 23 edition
holy shit, Donald Trump just got caught making more election fuckery phone calls
horny moron brags about being J6 rioter, ends up in prison
Colorado just 14th Amendmented the fuck out of Donald Trump
Donald Trump and Mark Meadows both had a shitty day in court. boo fucking hoo
holy shit, Donald Trump and his worshipers are the whiniest diaper-babies ever
Day One Dumbfuck is still out here doing his Shitty Hitler act
this week in stupid: December 16 edition
let’s investigate the shit out of James Comer, because he sure seems corrupt as fuck
Hunter Biden just fucked James Comer’s shit
Donald Trump is dumb as fuck and he just got outplayed by Jack Smith
oh look, the “Jews will not replace us” crowd is now pretending to give a shit about antisemitism
Donald Trump is a chickenshit coward
even Fox News knows this impeachment is bullshit
this week in stupid: December 9 edition
a woman shouldn’t have to beg a judge’s permission to have healthcare
good fucking riddance to Kevin Fucking McCarthy
no, you treasonous fucks, January 6 was not antifa and the FBI. cut the crap already
the Supreme Court is making shit up again
MAGA men sure do love to abuse women
holy shit, the squirrels in Donald Trump’s head have completely chewed through the wires
this week in stupid: December 2 edition
batshit crazy Republicans are getting batshit crazier by the minute
good fucking riddance to Henry Fucking Kissinger
James Comer is a gutless fucking coward
someone dropped dead in Ron DeSantis’s hallway. why are they covering up the facts?
“you lost. you’re guilty.” holy shit, this is how it’s done
Dean Phillips, what the fuck are you doing?
this week in stupid: November 25 edition
you had a better Thanksgiving than Little Donny Ratbrain
the $90 turkey and other fucked-up Fox News fairy tales
“Trump’s a fascist but I’m voting for him anyway” — what the fuck is this bullshit
Donald Trump is now talking about “final battles.” we should all be fucking terrified
Sporky and the Space Nazi get screwed by the Wingnut Grievance Bubble
this week in stupid: November 18 edition
liars, drunks, and violent jerks: just another day in wingnutville
Mitch McConnell is still an evil piece of shit
holy shit! Republicans are brawling with Republicans — and it’s fucking glorious
how sweet is this: Jenna Ellis just threw Donald Trump right the fuck under the bus
Donald Trump is now openly channeling Hitler. what could go wrong?
Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump
this week in stupid: November 11 edition
good fucking riddance to Joe Fucking Manchin
sore loser Republicans are melting down over getting their asses kicked. boo fucking hoo
fuck the polls — Republicans just got their asses handed to them
Trump on the stand: a twenty-megaton shit-show for the ages
holy shit, Mike Johnson is one fucked-up weirdo
what in the actual fuck? how does Mike Johnson not have a bank account
this week in stupid: November 4 edition
Judge Engoron explodes again, and a fuckload of other Friday news
Republicans are now forced to carry George Santos to term
christofascists and fascist fascists: here are all the dipshits trying to take over America
fentanyl in candy and other stupid shit to keep the rubes distracted
this week in stupid: October 27 edition
what the fuck, judge? it’s time to put Donald Trump behind bars
holy shit, Mark Meadows has been ratting out Trump to Jack Smith
holy shit, Jenna Ellis pleads guilty in Georgia. tick fucking tock, Donny
nuclear secrets and Melania in a bikini — what the fuck is going on at Mar-a-Lago
this week in stupid: October 22 edition
holy shit, a judge finally threatened Donald Trump with jail time
Sidney Powell flips and Donald Trump is fuuuucked
holy shit, the leopards are eating Jim Jordan’s face
Donald Trump, Jim Jordan and the art of being a sore fucking loser
holy fuck, Republican dipshittery is out of control
let’s check in on Donald Trump’s deepening legal hell
morons on parade: performative-nonsense peacocks and shouty wrestling coaches
this week in stupid: October 14 edition
holy shit, Donald Trump’s reckless mouth is making us all less safe
Steve Scalise is a white supremacist and silly dipshit — it’s a Republican twofer!
your Republican party: swindlers, traitors, morons and dipshits
holy shit, Donald Trump gave classified Israeli intel to Putin — probably more than once
Republicans are lying their fucking faces off about the Middle East
how is this fucking fuck not already in prison
this week in stupid: October 7 edition
useless pantload Jim Jordan wants to be Speaker of the House. it would be a fucking disaster
Trump trial day 3: the wrath of Letitia James
dumbfuckery on display: Trump trial, day two
Donald Trump is in full panic mode right now, because he’s fucked and he knows it
Donald Trump is about to have a very shitty day in court. boo fucking hoo
a shutdown is averted, but Kevin McCarthy is still a feckless dipshit
this week in stupid: September 30 edition
Republicans held an “impeachment hearing.” it was a chicken-fucking shit-show
a bunch of total fucking losers had a debate
yesterday was another extremely bad day for Donald Trump. boo fucking hoo, dipshit
Donald Trump is a menace to democracy. where the fuck is the media?
good fucking riddance to Rupert Fucking Murdoch
“will they make me wear an orange jumpsuit?” the threat of prison has broken Donald Trump’s brain
this week in stupid: September 23 edition
John Fetterman is still a fucking boss
steaming pantload Jim Jordan wastes everyone’s time on another idiotic hearing
pro tip: hassling Joe Biden at a cemetery is not journalism
Donald Trump is a stumblefuck idiot who can’t stop obstructing justice and confessing to crimes
holy shit, Meet the Press, what the fuck were you thinking
holy shit, the leopards are eating Kevin McCarthy’s face
this week in stupid: September 16 edition
Republicans fucking love gun laws, but only if it’s Hunter Biden who gets prosecuted
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Joe Biden’s age
hey Kevin: “because fuck you, that’s why” is not a valid reason for an impeachment inquiry
no, Donald Trump was not at Ground Zero on 9/11. just fucking stop it.
fuck the polls, full speed ahead
what in actual fuck does the media think it’s doing?
this week in stupid: September 9 edition
Peter Navarro is an arrogant little toad who fucked around and found out
E. Jean Carroll defeats Donald Trump once again, and other tales of sweet justice
holy shit, Donald Trump’s co-conspirators are ratting him out
Republicans are going to hold the government hostage over all their pissy little grievances
Florida has a bit of a Nazi problem
as if you needed more proof that Donald Trump is fucking nuts
this week in stupid: September 2 edition
fuck around, find out: justice has been working overtime this week
holy shit, Donald Trump is fucking losing it
this latest “Biden scandal” might be the stupidest pile of horse shit yet
Judge Chutkan isn’t putting up with any bullshit. Donald Trump should be very afraid
holy fuck, Vivek Ramaswamy sure says a lot of stupid shit
welcome to the United States of Sweeping It the Fuck Under the Rug
this week in stupid: August 26 edition
yesterday was a damned good day for justice
Mark Meadows: poster boy for the entitled male dipshit
holy shit, the leopards are eating Jenna Ellis’s face
don’t give me any bullshit about how unfairly Donald Trump is being treated
Republicans sure love to talk about killing people. what the fuck is wrong with these monsters
this week in stupid: August 19 edition
Ron DeSantis is a twenty-megaton shitshow. why the fuck were we so afraid of this guy?
reckless rhetoric is going to get someone killed. is that the Republican plan?
Donald Trump got indicted in Georgia and Republicans completely lost their shit
Little Donny Four-Indictments fucked around in Georgia and now he’s finding out
today’s Republicans are hypocritical grandstanding dipshits
fuck yes, Donald Trump’s trials should be televised
this week in stupid: August 12 edition
holy shit, these Federalist Society lawyers want to 14th Amendment the fuck out of Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s lawyers knew they were doing all kinds of illegal shit
holy shit, Judge Chutkan is not fucking around
Judge Chutkan is Donald Trump’s worst nightmare. here’s why
holy shit, Donald Trump's reckless mouth is going to land him in custody. pass the popcorn
this week in stupid: August 5 edition
shitty people doing shitty things: an update
Donald Trump has earned his third indictment. fucking around meets finding out
meet Devon Archer, the GOP's latest stupid fucking nothingburger
Donald Trump is super fucking bad at criming and super fucking good at getting caught
this week in stupid: July 29 edition
Donald Trump's legal hell just got a whole lot worse. boo fucking hoo, dipshit
why the news blackout over Mitch McConnell? what the fuck happened to him?
what kind of fucked-up monster puts razor-wire booby traps in a river
holy shit, there are no “positive aspects” to slavery. what the fuck is wrong with you people
this week in stupid: July 22 edition
fragile dipshits are melting down because there's a Barbie movie. grow the fuck up
what the fuck is wrong with Marjorie Taylor Greene
Donald Trump got a target letter and Republicans completely lost their shit
BOOM: Donald Trump is getting fucking indicted for election interference
the Manchurian Kennedy: who benefits from an RFK Jr. candidacy
Republicans are racist assholes, and other obvious facts
this week in stupid: July 15 edition
let's check in on the model prosecution memorandum for Little Donny Fuckface
Jim Jordan just can't stop fucking that chicken
wait a minute — were Jim Jordan and James Comer knowingly working with a Chinese spy?
sit the fuck down, nobody gives a fucking fuck if Joe Biden cusses like a sailor
Donald Trump is a vindictive little shit
what the fuck is Maureen Dowd's problem
this week in stupid: July 8 edition
holy shit, the leopards just ate Marjorie Sporktoes Greene's face
hey media, what the fuck are you doing normalizing nazi moms and fascist judges
shithole MAGA judges are why we can't have nice things
America the beautiful, America the deeply fucked up
this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode
holy shit, the leopards are eating Lindsey Graham's face
this week in stupid: July 1 edition
45 more charges? Jack Smith isn't finished investigating Donald Trump's document-theft crimes
holy shit, has Rudy flipped on Trump?
a trifecta of fuckery: Republicans are evil, a play in three acts
holy shit, Donald Trump is so fucking fuuuuucked
let's check in on Marjorie Trainwreck Greene's brain worms and see how they're doing
Andy Warhol's garbage: why I believe Donald Trump mixed golf pants with stolen war plans
this week in stupid: June 24 edition
fuck these fucking fucks who should have told the truth about Trump back when it mattered
John Durham gets screwed by the wingnut grievance bubble
no, Hunter Biden did not ‘get off easy,’ you tiresome little crybabies
Donald Trump just can't stop fucking that chicken
it's Juneteenth and neo-Nazis are completely losing their shit
sunday open chat: happy father's day and stuff
holy shit, the leopards are eating Fox News’s face
this week in stupid: June 16 edition
the GOP's latest “Biden scandal” collapses into another clownshoes clusterfuck
Donald Trump got arraigned and Republicans completely lost their shit
happy Donald Trump Arraignment Day to all who celebrate
these unhinged Republicans are going to get someone killed. is that the plan?
Aileen Cannon will preside over the Trump documents trial. how much should we be worried?
this week in stupid: June 10 edition
Donald Trump is FUCKING INDICTED
Trump indictment TODAY? Mark Meadows FLIPPED? let's separate facts from speculation
here's how insufferable prick Jim Jordan is running interference for future convict Donald Trump
Donald Trump is scared shitless right now. he has every fucking reason to be
good fucking riddance to Chuck Fucking Todd
Sunday open chat: ask me (almost) anything
this week in stupid: June 2 edition
holy. fucking. shit. game over. Donald Trump is toast
Republicans are fighting Republicans and it's fucking glorious
holy shit, Joe Biden ate Kevin McCarthy's lunch
sunday open chat: it's a good day
Saturday soapbox: hey Joe, just ignore the fuck out of the debt ceiling and keep paying the bills
this week in stupid: May 26 edition
Meatball Ron can't stop fucking that chicken
Donald Trump's legal hell just keeps getting worse. too fucking bad for you, jackass
Kevin McCarthy is a fucking liar, and our shithole media keeps letting him get away with it
let's check in on unserious rake-stepping dipshit Jim Jordan
Saturday soapbox: Dianne Feinstein must resign
this week in stupid: May 19 edition
Rudy Giuliani has always been a complete piece of shit
Sunday open chat: and on the 22nd day, Jeff took a little break
the GOP's latest bogus “Biden scandal” is a grade-z bullshit nothingburger
this week in stupid: May 12 edition
holy shit, CNN, what the fuck were you thinking
Tuesday was a very good day for justice
the right-wing hate machine created a monster and handed him a weapon of mass death
let's check in on Donald Trump's deepening legal hell
Saturday rewind: the Cult of Kyle — why the shittiest people in the world worship Rittenhouse
this week in stupid: May 5 edition
the right's latest fucked up folk hero is a guy who murdered a homeless person. what the fuck
CNN doesn't give a fuck about preserving democracy. neither does the rest of our shithole media
more fucked up tales from the United States of Guntopia
it's the fucking guns, you fucking fucks
Sunday open chat: happy half a birthday to us all!
Saturday rewind: we used to tax the shit out of the wealthy
this week in stupid, April 28 edition
Wednesday was a very bad day for Donald Trump. boo fucking hoo
holy shit, Donald Trump's Georgia election fuckery is even worse than we knew (UPDATED)
Sunday open chat for April 23: spring has sprung
this week in stupid, April 21 edition
when the fuck are Democrats going to learn how to fight back
Fox News and Dominion settle. corporate America wins. corporate America always wins
America the bloodthirsty. America the trigger-happy. America the deeply fucked up
Jim Jordan is a huge, steaming pantload
Sunday open chat: drips and drabs
this week in stupid, April 14 edition
Elon Musk is a living and breathing argument for a 90% top tax bracket
Alvin Bragg has had just about enough of Jim Jordan's bullshit
Justin Jones is a fucking boss
Republicans have replaced the Rule of Law with the Rule of Because Fuck You, That’s Why
Sunday open chat: happy Ēostre, everyone!
this week in stupid: April 7 edition
yesterday was a pretty fucking good day all around
Donald Trump thinks being arraigned will help him. Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.
indictment season: justice comes for Donald Trump — and Republicans completely lose their shit
Sunday open chat: three things that fascinated me this week
this week in stupid: March 31 edition
Republicans don't give a fuck about children
math is hard, especially if you're a wingnut transphobe dipshit
pro tip: if you’re pledging allegiance to Donald Trump, you suck at America
Sunday open chat: who am us, anyway
this week in stupid: March 24 edition
indictment season: Trump's impending arrest has broken every Republican brain
indictment season scorecard: your guide to Donald Trump's coming legal hell
indictment season begins today! (updated)
this week in stupid: March 17 edition
here comes the Hunter Biden investigation clusterfuck
120% of Americans are dumbfucks who don't know shit
stop calling a failed bank 'woke,' you sound like an ignorant fucking loser
Sunday open chat: what would you like me to write about?
Ron DeSantis is a fucking fascist. is he also a war criminal?
down the Jan 6 memory hole with Fucker Carlson
Jim Jordan isn't just a shouty half-dressed degenerate. he's also a corrupt sleaze-weasel
Matty Gaetz and the art of performative dumbfuckery
fucked around, found out: Jim Jordan and Scott Adams get screwed by the Wingnut Grievance Bubble
Tucker Carlson has the Jan 6 footage. here's how he's going to turn it into a propaganda shitshow
John Fetterman is a fucking boss
Joe Biden visited an active war zone. Donald Trump hid in a bunker.
I'm (still) not worrying too much about Ron DeSantis
how the fuck is Matt Gaetz getting away with it
holy shit, Elmo Mush is even more needy and broken inside than we thought
Jim Jordan is an unserious dipshit and even Fox News won't air his stupid hearings
is Marjorie Taylor Greene a stupid fucking idiot, or does she just play one on TV
if I wrote Joe Biden's State of the Union speech
they pledge allegiance to a fucking gun
highlights from the Republican antisemitism hall of fame
a Trump third party run? oh please please please please let this total fucking shitshow happen
maybe there's no conspiracy. maybe you're just a gullible dipshit
Tyre Nichols complied and the cops still beat the shit out of him. what was he supposed to do next
how the fuck are classified documents ending up all the fuck over the place?
the Cult of Kyle: why the shittiest people in the world worship Rittenhouse
what kind of shithole country even has a debt ceiling
do any of these delusional morons even know what the fuck their jobs are
first they came for the gas stoves, and I didn't speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever
one of these classified document incidents is not like the other
how a stupid fucked up bill based on a lie doesn’t become a law
can the 118th Congress actually fuck everything all to hell?